Puppy Fraud

This is Max. Gavin and Emily's six month old puppy. Isn't he cute? Well don't fall for it. He wants you to think he's cute. Poor Maxy has been "sick" for the past little bit and has lost quite a bit of weight. So Gavin and Emily brought him to the vet, and of course the vet tells them that to figure out what was wrong with him they have to do blood work and xrays etc. That would all cost an astronomical price...is Max really worth over 500$? Look at that stare.....And look how he sleeps...precious.....NOPE not worth it....so how are we going to get Max to eat his food?

Well we thought perhaps Max doesn't like dry dog food, and needs something liked canned dog food. So we bought some canned dog food, but still have to poke and prod Max to eat his dog food. We quickly noticed Max was begging to eat any human food, but wouldn't touch his dog food. This dog's survival instinct obviously is out of whack! He is practically starving to death but he refuses to eat dog food, and makes it clear he will have none of it...

Mini Beef Ravioli is the answer to our problems, cheaper than canned dog food, and it's human food! (Though after looking at the similarities between it and canned dog food I don't think people should eat it)
But Max LOVES IT! So this cute little puppy actually just thinks he deserves human food...I hate to tell him he isn't going to be eating Mini Beef Ravioli for the rest of his dog days and that we have discovered his scheme to make us give him human food. He is like a small child who says they are going to hold their breath until they die, except Max has decided he is going to go all anerexic on us until he dies unless we give him people food.

I'm not sure what we are going to do with him.