The Steps to Taking A Final

Step 1: Smile because the semester is almost over...

Step 2: Frown because you first must make it through finals....

Step 3: As your money supply decreases so does your food supply so plain pasta and eating out of the pot will have to do

Step 4: Begin studying the night before the final

Step 5: Get slightly sleepy

Step 6: Don't worry because you have already stocked up on an emergency supply of caffeine. Caffeine makes you happy.

Step 7: Stay up as late as it takes you to not be able to figure out how to write something on a pieces of paper that will then read right when reflected...you are now at the point when you know you are no longer taking in any information and might as well go to sleep.

Step 8: Spend the whole test day studying in the library, and don't forget your lucky socks.

Step 9: It has now been 16 consecutive hours of studying. Your brain has reached, if not exceeded it's ability to hold information. Go take the test.

Step 10: Be exceedingly happy it is all over, and that you got the highest test score yet :)

Step 11: Again be very, very happy.

Step 12: Repeat.